satyricrash commented on LED Bracelet Flashlight Frees Up Both Hands For Work

"I'm waiting until the come out with the fingerless glove version."

satyricrash commented on ScarJo On LiLo's Stall Wall Takedown: 'Whoa, What, Who Are You?

"Well, Allure is aptly named, isn't it."

satyricrash commented on Still-Watching Watchmen

"Golly, give me some more apocalyptic shit to watch (man), there seams to be so little of it."

satyricrash commented on Tina Fey Suggests That Defamer Has Some Issues

"Few things made us laugh harder than Sarah Palin's devastatingly precise Sarah Palin send-ups on Saturday Night Live this season HEHNGNN?!"

satyricrash commented on Palling Around With Monuments

"Come on, that third Lincoln is clearly Larry Tate."

satyricrash commented on Networks So Ready To Call This Election

"@oneinsixbillion: Well, in Oregon, it's all vote by mail, all the time, so the networks would have had to have officially called this last week."

satyricrash commented on Your Newest 'View' Hot Topic: Kristen Wiig as Elisabeth Hasselbeck

"@MCU: What's a Mad-TV?"

satyricrash commented on McCain To Make Funnies on TV Three Days Before Election

"Tuesday can't come fast enough."

satyricrash commented on 'Porno' Sounds Too Porny

"I seem to remember Kevin Smith saying that all he did was tell the title to Harvey, and Harvey said he would buy it."

satyricrash commented on Casey Wilson Needs To Step It Up

"@Zlund: Who auditioned with Casey?"