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"@belltolls: I feel for you, Dave."

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"To the extent you're implying there's a non-ugly part of Toledo, I object."

quaintwhore commented on I'm Disappointed In Your Inappropriateness

"@RollsRoyceRevenge: Pffft."

quaintwhore commented on 100,000 Attend Obama Rally in St. Louis

"@Moff: Oh, you capture the (shouty) voice of the (small, cancerous) masses well, m'dear."

quaintwhore commented on Ivy Leaguers Bitterly Regret Investment Banking Careers

"@Pope John Peeps II: I'm trying to think of how people address the pope so that I can compliment you properly, but I really don't think it matters."

quaintwhore commented on Al Franken Hashes Out Anti-McCain SNL Skit

"Facts are so elitist. Stop picking on McCain."

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"The music died, and planes are falling out of the sky."

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"Cauliflower, STD, whatever."

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"To be honest: (and I always am) I don't even have a fucking TV."