brionity commented on Neal Stephenson's Tale of Two Planets

"900 pages of good reading is full tilt boogie."

brionity commented on Alec Baldwin Doesn't Take Any Shit From Scientologists

"@britneyspearstears: I'd give you that, except for the fact that Danger Mouse is quickly, quickly becoming so over exposed."

brionity commented on Winfrey Family Ruined By $155,000 Clothing Store Debt

"You just wait ya'll!"

brionity commented on Annie Leibovitz: Artist or Deadbeat?

"@Baroness: It was two townhouses that she wanted to join, methinks."

brionity commented on For Every Season, Saturn! Saturn! Saturn!

"The strangest lack of any perceivable talent of any PR show."

brionity commented on One More Thing: Funniest Movie Moments Ever

"She called me a bitch?"

brionity commented on Twin City Gays Urged to Un-Gay for GOP Convention

"@ian spiegelman: "...I mean, would an actual conservative organization ever film boys kissing boys?"

brionity commented on Soaring Gas Prices Force Poor P. Diddy to Fly Commercial!

"Trout."

brionity commented on Reality Stars To Open Bar, New York To Weep

"Pink hearts, yellow moons, orange stars, green clovers and blue diamonds! Why does this always happen when I see Spencer?"

brionity commented on Hipster God A Homophobe?

"Ken, you are definitely better looking than him."

brionity commented on Tucker Max Calls Out Gawker

"I don't know either of you, but Ian, I have to commend you for your out and out hate."

brionity commented on Manifesto From Crystal Pepsi Protesters Upstages Clinton

"Bring back Frusen Glädjé!"

brionity commented on Anna Wintour is Still a Hair Nazi

"Suri?"

brionity commented on The Brittle Mermaid

"It's cerulean."

brionity commented on Rafael Nadal Latest Celeb To Regret Looking So Totally Hot In That Magazine

"@NinaHagen: "I don't understand this story - can we have some more footnotes?" Guffaw!"

brionity commented on Amanda Lepore Lends Bluetooth Her Breasts

"@AndIAmTellingYou: For years I'm afraid."

brionity commented on Amanda Lepore Lends Bluetooth Her Breasts

"I guess a lot of people here don't understand that she is a complete post-op transsexual."

brionity commented on Harry Potter Eyes Some Bulgin' Quaffles

"I'm not sure which one has had the "Lifestyle Lift.""