badasscat commented on Populist GM Executives Will Muddle Through With Only Three Jets

"It's unfortunately become typical for the real issue to get crowded out by some sensational but ultimately meaningless story like this."

badasscat commented on Twilight Star's Letterman Disaster: Funniest Moments

"@Private Hangnail: Maybe it's because I literally just woke up, but what's the problem with her saying she's going to drive from London to Russia?"

badasscat commented on Mark Cuban's Defense: I Never Said I Wouldn't

"So, can I go rob a bank right now and say I'm innocent because I never agreed not to?"

badasscat commented on America Is Real Villain In Quantum of Solace

"@DaiWalka: So..."

badasscat commented on Bill O'Reilly Time-Travels in Search of Hippies

"Oh, won't someone please think of Karl Malden!"

badasscat commented on International Respect Watch

"Where's Archie Bunker when we need him?"

badasscat commented on Reality Show Ratings Dips Are The Best Thing About The Recession

"I actually watch a lot of these shows, and I think the hipster crowd that thinks they're too good for them are adorable."

badasscat commented on Shep Smith Yells About His Poor Gardener

"Did I hear him call the guy "Mr."

badasscat commented on Denis Leary Slams 'Ridiculous' Autism Fakers

"Leary's right, and some people are still misinterpreting what he's saying."

badasscat commented on Ted Stevens Remains a Senator

"But can he see Russia from his house?"